Artemis Fowl the opal deception

A whole lot of stuff that would be really confusing to anyone who hasn't read the book series happened. Some stuff that happened was:

-Opal Koboi is a human

-Mulch Diggums is awesome. He is officially my favorite charictor.

Here are some funny lines from the villain:

"Merval? Descant? Who's passing wind?"

"I heard that thought!"

"Don't look at me! It's bad for my skin!"